Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3: Nobody

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two #3: Nobody's Perfect. I'm As Close As It Gets.

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Whatever you do, DON'T read Jamie Kelly's bestselling diaries!
The bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series is a hilarious hit! Now Jamie Kelly's diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist. Dear Dumb Diary Year Two is still laugh-out-loud funny -- but everything is another year dumber!
As Jamie continues to grapple with middle school's Big Questions, she drops even more snarky gems of wisdom like, "Everybody knows that the more you love somebody, the less you try to look nice for them," and "People don't appreciate how much willpower it takes to do the wrong thing."
(But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary. So please, please, please don't tell her.)

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Published 25 June 2013
Reads 3
EAN13 9780545510073
License: All rights reserved
Language English
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Fro m New York Times bestselling author Jim Benton
NOBODY’S PERFECT. I’M AS CLOSE AS IT GETS.
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE
JAMIE KELLY’S DIARIES?
FIRST
YEAR
# 1 LET’S PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED
# 2 MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!
# 3 AM I THE P R I N C E S S OR THE FROG?
# 4 NEVER DO ANYTHING, EVER
# 5 CAN ADULTS BECOM E HUMAN?
OF
# 6 THE PROBLEM WITH HERE IS THAT IT’S W HERE I’M FROM
# 7 NEVER UNDERESTIM ATE YOUR DUM BNESS # 8 I T ’ S NOT MY FAULT I KNOW EVERYTHING
# 9 THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS AREN'T FOR
# 10 THE WORST THINGS IN LIFE ARE ALSO FREE
# 11 OKAY, SO M AYBE I DO HAVE SUPERPOW ERS
# 12 M E! ( JUST LIKE YOU, ONLY B E T T E R )
AND DON’T MISS YEAR TWO!
YEAR TWO # 1: S C H O O L . HASN’T THIS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH?
YEAR TWO # 2: THE SUPER-NICE ARE SUPER-ANNOYING
YEAR TWO # 3: NOBODY’S PERFECT. I’M AS C L O S E AS IT G E T S .
YEAR TWO # 4: WHAT I DON'T KNOW MIGHT HURT ME
Jim Benton’s Tales from Mackerel Middle School
NOBODY’S PERFECT. I’M AS CLOSE AS IT GETS.
BY JAMIE KELLY
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First January
printing, 2013
For Griffin, Summer, and Mary K.
Thanks to Shannon Penney, Jackie Hornberger, Yaffa Jaskoll, Anna Bloom, and Kristen LeClerc, all of whom would be willing to tell you just how perfect they are.