Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 8, 1914

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The Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147,July 8, 1914, by VariousThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.netTitle: Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 8, 1914Author: VariousRelease Date: June 24, 2009 [EBook #29217]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, CHARIVARI, JULY 8, 1914 ***Produced by Neville Allen, Hagay Giller, Malcolm Farmerand the Online Distributed Proofreading Team athttp://www.pgdp.netPUNCH,OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.VOLUME 147July 8, 1914CHARIVARIA.LORD BRASSEY IS SAID TO BE ANNOYED AT THE WAY IN WHICH HIS RECENT ADVENTURE AT KIEL WAS EXAGGERATED. HE LANDED, ITSEEMS, ON THE MOLE OF THE KAISER DOCKYARD, NOT NOTICING A WARNING TO TRESPASSERS—AND CERTAIN OF OUR NEWSPAPERSproceeded at once to make a mountain out of the mole.Mr. ROOSEVELT'S AMERICAN PHYSICIAN, DR. ALEXANDER LAMBERT, HAS CONFIRMED THE ADVICE OF HIS EUROPEAN PHYSICIANS THAT THEEX-PRESIDENT MUST HAVE FOUR MONTHS' REST AND MUST KEEP OUT OF POLITICS ABSOLUTELY FOR THAT PERIOD; AND IT IS SAID THATPresident WILSON is also of the opinion that the distinguished invalid owes it to his country to keep quiet for a time.AT THE FAREWELL BANQUET TO LORD GLADSTONE MEMBERS OF THE LABOUR UNIONS SURROUNDED THE HOTEL AND BOOED ...

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Title: Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, July 8, 1914

Author: Various

Release Date: June 24, 2009 [EBook #29217]

Language: English

*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, CHARIVARI, JULY 8, 1914 ***  

Produced by Neville Allen, Hagay Giller, Malcolm Farmer and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net

PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

VOLUME 147

Ju

l

y 8, 1914

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A VISITOR   TO  S CARBOROUGH   NEARLY   LOST   HIS   MOTOR - CAR   IN   THE   SANDS   AT  F ILEY   LAST   WEEK : IT   SANK   UP   TO   THE   BONNET   AND   WAS WASHED   BY   THE   SEA   BEFORE   IT   WAS   HAULED   TO   SAFETY   BY   FOUR   HORSES . N EPTUNE   IS   SAID   TO   HAVE   BEEN   NOT   A   LITTLE   ANNOYED   AT   THE car's escape, as he realises that his old chariot drawn by sea-horses is now sadly démodé .

A NEW   ORGANISATION , CALLED  "T HE  L EAGUE   OF  W AYFARERS ," HAS   BEEN   FORMED . I TS   MEMBERS   APPARENTLY   CONSIST   OF  " CHILD POLICEMEN ," WHO   UNDERTAKE   TO   PROTECT   WILD   FLOWERS . H OW   IT   IS   GOING   TO   BE   DONE   WE   DO   NOT   QUITE   UNDERSTAND . P RESUMABLY , small boys will hide behind, say, dandelions, and emit a loud roar when anyone tries to pluck the tender plant.

O NCE   UPON   A   TIME R ED I NDIANS   USED   TO   KIDNAP W HITES . L AST   WEEK , M RS  B. W. OWMAN C UTTER , A   WEALTHY   WIDOW   OF   SEVENTY , living at Boston, Massachusetts, eloped with her 21-year-old Red-skin chauffeur.

A MEMORIAL   TO   A   PRIZE - FIGHTER   WHO   WAS   BEATEN   BY  T OM S AYERS   WAS   UNVEILED   AT N OTTINGHAM   LAST   WEEK . S HOULD   THIS   IDEA   OF doing honour to defeated British heroes spread to those of to-day our sculptors should have a busy time.

Suffragette .

In Mr. S TEPHEN P HILLIPS ' PLAY , The Sin of David , WE   ARE   TO   SEE C AVALIERS   AND R OUNDHEADS . T HIS   WILL   BE   A   WELCOME   CHANGE , for in most of the theatres nowadays one sees a preponderance of Deadheads.

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The Gentlewoman , BY   THE   WAY , WHICH   IS   PUBLISHING   A   SERIES   OF   ARTICLES   ENTITLED "W OMAN ' S W ORK   AT   THE 1914 A CADEMY ," omits to show us photos of Mr. S ARGENT ' S and Mr. C LAUSEN ' S paintings after certain women had worked upon them.

Q UITE   A   NUMBER   OF   OUR   PICTURE   GALLERIES   ARE   NOW   CLOSED , AND   IT   HAS   BEEN   SUGGESTED   THAT , WITH   THE   IDEA   OF   RECONCILING   THE public to this state of affairs, there shall be displayed conspicuously at the entrance to the buildings the reminder, " Ars est celare artem ."

S OME   SURPRISE   IS   BEING   EXPRESSED   IN   NON - LEGAL   CIRCLES   THAT   THE   ACTRESS   WHO   LOST   THE   CASE   WHICH   SHE   BROUGHT   AGAINST S ANDOW , L IMITED , for depicting her as wearing one of their corsets, did not apply for stays of execution.

T HERE   ARE O NE W OMAN S HOWS   AS   WELL   AS O NE M AN S HOWS   IN   THESE   DAYS . A N   INVITATION   TO   BE   PRESENT   AT   A   CERTAIN   FUNCTION in connection with a certain charitable institution announces:— "A THLETIC S PORTS   AND D ISTRIBUTION   OF P RIZES by L ADY —— ——."

T HERE   APPEAR   TO   HAVE   BEEN   SOME   AMUSING   MISFITS   IN   THE   DISTRIBUTION   OF   PRIZES   AT   THE   RECENT M IDNIGHT B ALL . F OR   EXAMPLE   A young lady of pronounced sobriety, according to The Daily Chronicle , secured a case of whisky and went about asking if she could get it changed for perfume. Whisky is, of course, essentially a man's perfume.

A T   THE   FAREWELL   BANQUET   TO L ORD  G LADSTONE   MEMBERS   OF   THE L ABOUR U NIONS   SURROUNDED   THE   HOTEL   AND   BOOED   LOUDLY   WITH   A VIEW   TO   MAKING   THE   SPEECHES   INAUDIBLE . A S   THE   FIRST   SERIOUS   ATTEMPT   TO   PROTECT   DINERS   FROM   AN   ORGY   OF   ORATORY   THIS   INCIDENT deserves recording.

Mr. R OOSEVELT ' S A MERICAN   PHYSICIAN , D R . A LEXANDER L AMBERT , HAS   CONFIRMED   THE   ADVICE   OF   HIS E UROPEAN   PHYSICIANS   THAT   THE EX -P RESIDENT   MUST   HAVE   FOUR   MONTHS ' REST   AND   MUST   KEEP   OUT   OF   POLITICS   ABSOLUTELY   FOR   THAT   PERIOD ; AND   IT   IS   SAID   THAT President W ILSON is also of the opinion that the distinguished invalid owes it to his country to keep quiet for a time.

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"A SQUITH D ENIES M ILITANT P LEA . Receives Working Women but Won't Introduce Bill."— NewYork Evening Sun. We are left with the uneasy impression that William is a snob.

"On a divan the motion for rejection was carried by 178 to 136."— Daily Chronicle. Our politicians are right to take it easy this hot weather.

The intrepid photographer again! The Illustrated London News advertises:— P HOTOGRAVURE P RESENTATION P LATE   OF GENERAL BOOTH AND MRS. BRAMWELL BOOTH L IONS P HOTOGRAPHED   AT 5 Y ARDS ' D ISTANCE .

When The Yorkshire Post   AND   The Hull Daily Mail   DIFFER , WHO   SHALL   DECIDE   BETWEEN   THEM ? The Hull Daily Mail   ASSERTS POSITIVELY   THAT  A. P APAZONGLON   WON   THE   LONG   JUMP   AT   THE B RIDLINGTON G RAMMAR S CHOOL   SPORTS   AND   THAT  P C. APAZONGLON   WAS SECOND   IN   THE  100 YARDS   AND  H IGH  J UMP . I TS   CONTEMPORARY , HOWEVER , UNHESITATINGLY   AWARDS   THESE   POSITIONS   TO  C. P APAZONGLOU , C. P APAZONGA and G. P APAZAGLOU   RESPECTIVELY . B UT   IT   GIVES   THE "V ICTOR L UDORUM " CUP   TO   A   NEW   COMPETITOR , C. P APAZOUGLOU , AND   AGAIN   DIFFERS   FROM   The Hull Daily Mail , WHICH   KNOWS   FOR   A   FACT   THAT   IT   WAS   WON   BY  C. P PAZONGLON . W HOM shall we believe?

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