Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 - The Unspeakable Turk

Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 - The Unspeakable Turk

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Project Gutenberg's Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914, by VariousThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914The Unspeakable TurkAuthor: VariousRelease Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUPPLEMENT TO PUNCH ***Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the OnlineDistributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.netTHE UNSPEAKABLE TURK.(Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914)"PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET, LONDON, E.C.THE STATUS QUOTHE STATUS QUO.Turkey. "Will you not still befriend me?"Britannia. "Befriend you?—Not with your hands of THAT COLOUR!"September 9, 1876.England indignantly protests against the atrocities committed by the Turkin Bulgaria.ONE BUBBLE MOREONE BUBBLE MORE!!January 6, 1877.The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises of Reform.EVERYBODY'S FRIENDEVERYBODY'S FRIEND!March 2, 1878.During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality is preserved by Germany.She is now the "friend" of the Turk.THE SUBLIME "SUPER"THE SUBLIME "SUPER"!(Rehearsal of Grand Military Drama.)Stage Manager. "What are YOU to do, Sir? Why, get well to the back, and—WAVE YOUR BANNER!!!"September 16, 1882.The Turk makes a great ...

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Project Gutenberg's Supplement to "Punch", 16thDecember 1914, by VariousThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at nocost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it,give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project GutenbergLicense includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914The Unspeakable TurkAuthor: VariousRelease Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678]Language: English*S**U PSPTLAERMT EONFT  TTHOI SP PURNOCJH E*C**T GUTENBERG EBOOKProduced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and theOnlineDistributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK.(Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914)"PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET,LONDON, E.C.THE STATUS QUOTHE STATUS QUO.
Turkey. "Will you not still befriend me?"Britannia. "Befriend you?—Not with your hands of thatcolour!"September 9, 1876.cEonmglamnitdt eind dbigy ntahnet lTy uprrko itne sBtsu lgaagraiian.st the atrocitiesONE BUBBLE MOREONE BUBBLE MORE!!January 6, 1877.The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises ofReform.EVERYBODY'S FRIENDEVERYBODY'S FRIEND!March 2, 1878.During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality ispreserved by Germany. She is now the "friend" of the.kruT
THE SUBLIME "SUPER"THE SUBLIME "SUPER"!(Rehearsal of Grand Military Drama.)Swteallg teo  tMhaen baagcerk.,  "aWndhat waarve ey yoou utro  bdaon, nSeirr!?!! "Why, getSeptember 16, 1882.oTfh eA rTaubri ki n mEagkyepst . a Hger eisa tn soth toawk eofn  dveenryo usnecriiongu stlhy.e revoltCOOPED UPCOOPED UP!October 26, 1889.tToh teh eP oTwurekr st,o  dreessptiotree t hored perr oitne tshtse  Iosf laGnrde eocf eC, rleetaev.e itDEEDS—NOT WORDS"DEEDS—NOT WORDS!"John Bull. "Look here,—we've had enough of yourpalaver! are you going to let the girl go, or have we gotto make you?"
t omka eyuo"?June 15, 1895.The barbarous treatment of Armenia by the Turkcompels the intervention of England, France andRussia.A FREE HANDA FREE HAND.The Unspeakable Turk. "Ha, ha. There's no one about!I can get to business again."January 18, 1896.tWheh iloep Eponrgtluannitdy i st oa cbosomrbmeit df uerltsheewr hoeurter atghee sT iunr kA rtamkeensia.A TURKISH BATHA TURKISH BATH.rSouoltma!n .b "uTtheByi sgmaivllea iht!  tmhei s pirsetty h opth ien wt!h!"at ArmenianAugust 22, 1896.
A very "sick man" is the Turk. He goes from bad toworse.TURKEY LIMITED"TURKEY LIMITED."Sultan. "Make me into a Limited Company? H'm—Ah—S'pose they'll allow me to join the Board afterAllotment!"November 28, 1896.The Powers consider the advisability of placing theTurk "under control."TENDER MERCIESTENDER MERCIES!Dame Europa (to Little Crete). "Don't cry, my littleman. I've asked this nice, kind Turkish policeman tostay and take care of you!"March 13, 1897.The Turk is given another chance to mend his ways.
THE SLAVE OF DUTYTHE SLAVE OF DUTY!Admiral John Bull. "Now then, out you'll have to go!"The Unspeakable. "What! Leave my beautiful Crete ina state of disorder? Never!"September 24, 1898.Tmhiser iunlec oirnr iCgirbeltee .T uHrek  iiss  cdoenpsriovleedd  bofy  hGise rpmowanery .toTHE MITYLENE MARCHTHE MITYLENE MARCH.(Solo for the French Horn.)The Sultan. "I don't like Solos! Give me the good old-fashioned European Concerto!"November 13, 1901.tFor arenscpe escet ntdhse  rai gflhetest  otfo  cMeirttyalienn Fer aenncd hc soumbpjeelcst st.he Turk
BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEABETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA.September 9, 1903.Trouble again confronts the Turk. Macedonia, wearyof his oppression, rises in revolt. Russia keeps an eyeupon him.THE OPTIMISTTHE OPTIMIST.Awibll dbule  Hfuanm! iId .d "o Whhoapte,  tahll etyh'lel  hFaleveet sF irceowmoirnkgs !h"ere? ThatNovember 22, 1905.The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration tocompel the Turk to settle the Macedonian difficulty.OUT OF BOUNDSOUT OF BOUNDS.John Bull. "Shoo! Shoo!"
May 9, 1906.uTnhse uTccureks strfiuel.s  tUon dgrear bp rae sbist uorfe  Ehgey rpett,i rbeust,  haiss  ublsuusatle.r isTHE THRONE PERILOUSTHE THRONE PERILOUS.July 29, 1908.dTihseo rcdoenrsd iitinodni coaft et hae  sTeurriok uiss  vdearnyg cerri tiocf acl.o lIlnatpesren.alTHE SALT-WATER CURETHE SALT-WATER CURE.tShhea thh ionf g.P eYrosiua .c a"nG oa lowna iyns,  cAobmdeul oujtu isf t yfoour  tdhoen l'to loikk eo ift."Sick Man of Europe. "Yes, I know. But one gets so"!tewAugust 12, 1908.The Turk makes another specious effort to amend hisconstitution.
AT LASTAT LAST!November 27, 1912.The liberation of Macedonia from the tyranny of theTurk is, at last, accomplished.ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSIONARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION.Turkey. "Good! If only all those other christian nationsget at one another's throats, I may have a dog'schance yet."December 4, 1912.The Turk still has a gleam of hope.NO EFFECTSNO EFFECTS.Balkan Leaguer. "It's your money we want."Turkey. "Money, dear boy? Search me!"